안녕하세요 플럭서스입니다.
Statistically significant love song <- 누르시면 연결됩니다. html...복잡하네요.
문과출신의 저에겐 그냥 수학 뭐시기 뭐시기에 대입한 센스있어보이는 부부의 사랑노래이지만 이과분들이라면 이 노래의 포인트를 더 즐길 수있지 않을까 해서 가져와본 스웨덴 의사 겸 가수인 헨릭 위더그린(?)씨의 통계적으로 유의한 사랑노래 뮤직비디오입니다.
이분 Never google your symptoms 라는 곡으로도 꽤 유명했던 걸로 기억하는데요. 그래서 그런지 어떤 분이 이분 유튜브 채널을 한글로 번역중이라 편하게 보실 수 있습니다.
저는 p값이 0.01이라거나 귀무가설같은건 전혀 감도 안오고 자율신경계가 유일하게 알아들을 수 있겠더군요.....
연기력도 꽤 좋으셔서 보는 내내 흐뭇함이 가시지 않는답니다.
남
Today. I found my love today
Everybody says they knew long ago
But I am not that way
I demand evidence before I say I know
Finally it came to me: My theory’s confirmed
In all my experiments I have seen a trend
The null hypothesis is not at all sustained
It’s very likely
That you are more than a friend
I love you more than the median
I am certain cause the p-value is 0.01
Our love is blessed by a t-test
I can prove to you
I love you
여
Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
The autonomic nervous system doesn’t lie
Your dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
남
Your curves don’t have a normal distribution
And your eyes are in the top ten percentile rank
여
Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
A love that is statistically significant
같이
You love me more than my control group
Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
And your pulse rate accelerates when we’re on a date
You must agree: You love me
남
I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
여
And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
남
And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten
여
And touches my x-axis until we come to origin
같이
I love you and we have the evidence
Other people’s love can be a coincidence
They want
flowers but we want
Hard statistical power
It’s the best breakthrough
I love you
And no one can doubt it
We can shout loud that we’re in love and proud
We have proofs in stacks
And no alternative facts
I can prove to you
That I love you
That I love you…